it's pronounced "jiff" not "gif"......idiot!

here i am at KSU and my head is about to explode. all around it has just not been a good day and then this. i'm sitting in the student lounge area on the third floor enjoying some strawberries and vanilla yogurt for dinner while reviewing an assignment when some girl sits down across from me. she had a pbj (that's a peanut butter and jelly sanwich for you laypersons out there) which she proceeded to pull the crust off - all of the crust at once - and shove it all into her mouth. then she proceeded to chew it with her mouth open. just smackin' away as if she was the only person in a 2 mile radius. she was reading a journal article - a photocopy - and was highlighting everything. what is the fucking point of this? i just don't understand this mad highlighting. the mad highlighting with the continued smacking was really beginning to get to me. i decided as soon as i finished my dinner i was moving. then the largest woman this side of the mississippi decided that the open seat beside me was the perfect spot for her to sit. i'm not trying to be mean to obese people but christ. this was too much for me. sandwiched between the smackin' mad highlighter and a woman who needed more than one seat to support her ass. my blood has been boiling all day and this seriously rose the temperature another 100 degrees.

i decided to talk with my professor about this amazing opportunity the smithsonian offers its affiliates (my work is an affiliate). it is a paid internship and they devise a project for you doing just about anything you could want in a number of smithsonian museums in dc. well guess what? since it is paid it won't count. what the fuck is that all about!? how is anyone suppossed to complete a practicum outside of northeastern ohio for 100 hours without getting compensated? this is incredulous. hey here is an amazing opportunity but guess what - it won't count for shit! no icing on this cake. not a fucking drop. i can't even lick the god damn spoon.

also, the world's oldest and most incompetent library student is sitting by us again. this poor guy beside me (you know who you are) now has to deal with her ignorance. type your question into help you stupid fucking asshole. AHHHHHHH!!!!! why does this woman suck so bad? the sight of her - her gray hair and stubby, sausage fingers, ugh. you can see the stupidity rising off of her like a turd in a cartoon. god. i want to strangle her. this guy beside me is way too nice. lobster girl and i would would certainly not be this accomodating. in fact, i think we shall start devising a plan of attack.

on a side note i just learned about gif files and how they can be used for thumbnails on the web. pretty cool actually. blogger was taking forever to upload my pbj image so i turned it into a gif in photoshop and voila! real life applications. good stuff.